Police: “So you’re telling us your bike is this loud, from the factory?”
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I should get a trials bike
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How am I still alive?
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Does your dog bite?
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I would do anything for love
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Never let them kill your dreams
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All cars are slow!
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When you open the garage door and see...
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“Motorbikes are dangerous!”
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Fear nothing
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Popping out for some milk
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Eat, Sleep & Ride
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I love to ride, hate to arrive
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That one friend who can fix your bike
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My reaction to fools
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You’re getting a set of balls for Christmas
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“Men only want sex!”
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Magic wand that makes motorbikes disappear
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Fancy boot protectors